Terrifying Boss Folding Card
Your boss has a great sense of humor. Remember when she was like "Get out! You have shamed this company for the last time!" Or when she was all "Why do you keep showing up here? You don't work here anymore!" Or that time she kept saying "Security!" She will love this card!
Folded: You are terrifying
Unfolded: You are a terrific boss. I am really enjoying the comfortable work environment you foster.